What? No, I am not becoming a father, and I haven't won the lottery!
I've just been hit by a car...
Yes, as unlikely as it sounds for someone like me (Considering all my life consists of 3 main injuries... A cut finger and twice stabbed foot...
What? I just attract glass with my feet!)
And so on the 24th, while returning from college on my bike being all badass, I noticed a traffic jam heading in the same direction as me, while the traffic that was heading the other way was moving freely...
Thats where I lowered my guard and simply kept on rolling... I mean "Who'll be ramming through two lines of cars and trucks to turn on the sidewalk? Pfft!"
However, I've underestimated the kindhearted truck drivers of Canada...
You see, there was a big industrial truck standing in that traffic, and since there wasn't much movement, he, being the nice Canadian driver (At least I think thats what he was...) let another driver from the other side to turn in into the plaza parking JUST as I was crossing the "drivable" section on my bike...
Well, what can I say? Cons? Painful, shocking, impairing the movement and of course causing mass genocide of the nerve cells to the driver (Due to shock, I was actually smiling and laughing).
Pros? I GOT TO FLY A METER OFF THE CAR! YES!
... Well, now, a week after the incident, I am sitting with a swollen knee and a swollen hip (I got hit in the left side of my lower body) and writing this just to take it off my chest... and it helps
P.S.
And the most ironic thing I've found out later that week, is that ON THAT specific day, Ozzy Osbourne finally got his driving licence... What a symbolic coincidence!
P.P.S.
Swollen body parts is just the external harm... I have no idea yet what other problems do I have, and currently, due to poor sleep my external harms list has been repopulated by "back pains, neck pains, headaches and other unpleasant but non-lethal conditions."